Bizarre Product Warnings
Batman Costume - Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
European Camera - This camera will only work when film is
inside.
Liquid Plummer - Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store
beverages.
Toilet Plunger - Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Little Ones Baby Lotion - Keep away from children
Hair Coloring - Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Boot's Children's Cough Medicine - Do not drive a car or run
machinery.
From Terrie Frye
European Camera - This camera will only work when film is
inside.
Liquid Plummer - Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store
beverages.
Toilet Plunger - Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Little Ones Baby Lotion - Keep away from children
Hair Coloring - Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Boot's Children's Cough Medicine - Do not drive a car or run
machinery.
From Terrie Frye
1 Comments:
My favorite was always the one on the John Deere gas powered golf cart I had to drive around as a landscape slave in college:
"Warning, underage drivers may result in death."
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